cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

Codsniped

To be put upon with a great inconvenience or undesirable task at short notice.

I've been totally codsniped, they're sending me to Philadelphia tomorrow to attend a 3 day conference on hand dryers.

Codsniped by Johnny Cordouroy December 11, 2012

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

cocksnipe by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

cocksnip 

1.The mutilation of a male's genitals usually performed soon after birth.
ie. Circumcision

2. One who preforms said mutilations.

3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.

1. I can't believe my parents had a cocksnip performed on me!

2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"

3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."

cocksnip by NegativeJZ January 23, 2008

cocksided 

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

cocksided by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

360 cockscoped 

Usually a COD tryhard having sex, right before ejaculation jumping of the bed doing a 360 and quickscope cum str8 on your partner
OPDICK

Guy: DUDE I 360 COCKSCOPED ANSLEY
Guy2: NICE

360 cockscoped by Sheddings February 18, 2015

Human Cocktipede 

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

Human Cocktipede by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021