cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019