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adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
by Aliy May 04, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.
*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.
by Robert Akins August 16, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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