cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.

Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.

cockrobatics by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008

Cockrobating 

The act of masturbating while a cockroach waits patiently on your foot. Said cockroach may or may not be waiting for you to finish. While it is not impossible for a female to cockrobate, it is usually done by men.

Leave me alone, I'm cockrobating.

Cockrobating by a nodule of gonorrhoea October 24, 2014

Cockrobotic 

A female who has more than extraordinary and almost acrobatic-like skill set in terms of sexual feats.

Man I went out with Jill last night and who would of thought she was so cockrobotic. That chick was doing backflips and Spiderman type shit.

Cockrobotic by truthboss September 5, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016