cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cockpower 

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

cockpower by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Cocktose Intolerant 

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

Cocktose Intolerant by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

cocknose 

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

cocknose by Zappa September 22, 2005

cocknoseitus 

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit

Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*

cocknoseitus by zsenor December 23, 2020

cocknose 

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

cocknose by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004

Cocknose 

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

Cocknose by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004