55 definitions by bigmeuprudeboy

Arold!!!

what old man Steptoe used to shout to his middle class wannabe son Harrold

"Aarold!!! Ive got the squirts again"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

fighting

the national pastime of England

In the late 1700's a frenchman wrote a book titled the 'English love of fighting' In it he describes how the English delight in 'fisticufts in the street' and how they would gather round any altercation and whip it up into a full scale brawl. He also observed that the 'English have no love of politics and could never be led to revolution'and that 'they have no religion but gambling and drinking'
Fortunatley things have changed and we can now add footballas another religion

by bigmeuprudeboy October 6, 2003

porridge wog

an inhabitant of scotland
see sweaty

by bigmeuprudeboy October 13, 2003

mexican barbecue

a sexual act involving 2 men and a very busy women.
also called spitroasting

you coming to my mexican BBQ?

only if your mum is there

by bigmeuprudeboy October 7, 2003

patriotic

'to be loyal to ones country'
In the USA and UK this seems to mean:
'totally agree with everything your supposed betters tell you and never question authority'

Im patriotic I am, stand up for the national anthem, suport the England team but I really dont like paying my taxes'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

calcio

what Italians call football (or soccer if you are a yank)

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003