sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall
alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose
by jak April 01, 2005
Top Definition
to Eskimo kiss a dick
dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"
by hans zolo October 11, 2013
1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.
by Zappa September 04, 2005
Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.
The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.
by David Bellamy August 15, 2006
Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point
scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha
by leewee January 25, 2005
A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.
person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'
by sunish c September 19, 2004
your boss
What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose
by camel toe February 21, 2003

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