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23. cocknose
sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall
alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose
by jak Apr 1, 2005 add a video
1. cocknose
1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be
A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.
by Zappa Sep 4, 2005 add a video
2. cocknose
Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
by bigmeuprudeboy Jul 14, 2004 add a video
3. Cocknose
A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney Sep 23, 2004 add a video
4. cocknose
name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock
have you seen cocknose today
5. cocknose
Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point
scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha
by leewee Jan 25, 2005 add a video
6. Cocknose
One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!
Lauren is a cocknose!
7. cocknose
Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.
You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.
by cocknose Oct 24, 2002 add a video
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