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Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

Cockmane 

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
Cockmane by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009

cockmance 

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
cockmance by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

cockmonus 

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.
"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."
cockmonus by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010