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1.
Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".
1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer
by Rac^ January 10, 2003
 
2.
Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.
Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.
by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003