The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
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Slang for the sperm of a black person
"Daddy, I want your Cock Cola on my face"
"Janice the fuck are you smoking?"
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The act of betraying someone. It's comparable with anime betrayal
He fucked his friend's girlfriend, what a cock over
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The "groves" or "cuts" where the hip flexors and abdominal muscles meet the pelvis in the pubic region as a result of having extremely defined lower abs.
Dude, your abs are shredded. You're developing some serious Cock-Points.
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when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass
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Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox
"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"
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Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.
My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 11, 2011
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