3 definitions by buriedtoodeep

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.
I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.
by buriedtoodeep April 24, 2022
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A derivative of A.P.O.D.
Vampiric Alternate Place of Detention.
Any vampiric clusterfuck, typically low rent, skid row, places where there are lots of old people etc. Often the number of locals involved is staggering, just like being vampirized. You'll sleep more and crave things you can't get, but they can. Check the signs before you move in. The closer you get to them, eg going to their doctors, churches or clubs only adds to your problems. DTA.
If I could I'd live in a campervan, but that's illegal here. I generally get woken by the grabby totem game before dawn, then need to take several naps a day until I wake after dark. I was lucky to get this place, pity it's another VAPOD. Next they'll be trying to change my religion or drive me crazy.
by buriedtoodeep April 8, 2023
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The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
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