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Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.
When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.
Self Cockscious by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019
To be weary or careful around new penises.
cock, penis, cocksious,, unknown, strange penis.
cocksious by kristalisa December 18, 2011

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009

cockilicious 

David fucking Rust is cockilicious.
cockilicious by Josh Windeel April 4, 2004

Re-cockulous 

A combination of the words rediculous and cocks, meaning something more absurd or rediculous than the status quo.
"This class is fucking re-cockulous!"
Re-cockulous by Beejag February 11, 2009

cocksidious

1. When a flaccid penis begins to move on its own.

2. A normal situation or conversation that becomes ridiculous, strange or outrageous.
Bill: "hey Jim how's the wife doing?"

Jim: "She's pretty good, got more hours at work and she's started this Facebook page for newly divorcees. She has such a kind heart supporting those girls"

Bill: "Dude that's just cocksidious"

"My cocksidious phone keeps autocorrecting my texts into Irish!"
cocksidious by NoTillies June 23, 2017