13 definitions by silkpouch
The attitude of loving having a cock, showing it off, and revelling in all the pleasures that it brings.
In the locker room:
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
"Look at Buster swaggering up and down in his new underwire jock. He sure is cockproud."
by silkpouch September 2, 2007
by silkpouch September 4, 2007
Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.
Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."
by silkpouch September 12, 2007
Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.
Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."
by silkpouch September 3, 2007
One who performs oral sex on vaginas i.e. one who partakes in cunnilingus. A pussy eater. A beaver eater. A cunt muncher. A clit licker.
Mom and daughter:
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"
"Hi Nancy, did you enjoy your date with Alice?"
"Yeah, it was hot! After the movie we went to her place, got naked and did the 69 position. She's a very talented grass grazer!"
by silkpouch September 5, 2007
1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.
1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"
2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"
by silkpouch August 31, 2007
A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!
by silkpouch September 10, 2007