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3.
When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.
I cock-eyed your mom last night
by NowThatsQualityTV August 03, 2009
 
1.
out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005
 
2.
When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.
Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.
by Dat Blood February 11, 2006
 
4.
1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.
That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.
by Mr. Slicerz October 12, 2005
 
5.
When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.
I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment
by aarmistead September 01, 2013
 
6.
A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"
by Kayaluki!!! September 04, 2009
 
7.
A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.
Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?
by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 20, 2008