7 definitions by fkr

cockeyed

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to be cockeyed, or alternatively, to have cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

ready to accept the penis (excessive curvature in the lumbar portion of the spine)

by fkr July 30, 2003

Some fag who loves to suck down juul pods and pretend his shit don’t stink. When in reality it smells like man cum.

Eww dude, you’re acting like a Brennan rn. Borderline Brenny

by fkr November 6, 2018

1. A colostomy bag.
2. A container into which one defecates into.

1. Watch out for grandpa's shitbag when you go to hug him!
2. No I can't pull over.. Use a shitbag!

by fkr February 25, 2003

i have an enormous peninis

by fkr July 30, 2003

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.

that chick's got cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

a guy who has his eyes on a girl is said to be suffering from pinkeye in a similar fasion to how a girl gets cock in the eye

he's got a pretty bad case of pinkeye from that chick

by fkr July 30, 2003