My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
someone who actslike a complete cock - similar to the word dick head but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.
1) that guy called me fat, hes a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.
2) all my boyfrend does is masturbate- hes such a cocker.
by =)=)=)=)=)=)=) March 9, 2009
by Trevi October 23, 2003
by chickenman June 13, 2003
A slang term for someone who is an asshole. Guests checking into a hotel usually leave their brains at home and take out all frustrations on the poor desk clerk. These people are referred to as cockers.
That customer was such a cocker. He was a fucken cocker.
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!
by John Gary November 13, 2006
A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!
I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.
by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009
Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.
by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009