2 definitions by TimKyleMatt2

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When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."
by TimKyleMatt2 March 27, 2009

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A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!
I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.
by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

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