When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.
Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"
When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."
My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.
Dope and/or sick. Hot off the market.
I saw a hella sick Lamborghini today. That shit was hella clean.
Someone who is a snake and a diva, also known as a Samuel Betty.
The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.
The stupidest saying in the entire world and so less cool than that's real
. Also shortened to "right?" because the proles who chose to use this word and too lazy to use proper English.
Jack: Dude, I just got a 50 percent on my math quiz.
Jackie: I know, right?
Jack: Wait, what?
A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.
Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."
Batter: " That's what happens !"
Ghetto slang for Filapino. Pronounced Flip-a-payne-yo
My girlfriend's flipapaynyo and can't speak English for shit but gives great head!