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cockbrag 

When you consistently moan about how fucking huge your penis is, even when it probably is below average.
Brad: it's so big I made her bleed twice!!
Dan: stop cockbrag (ing) you fukin cunt
cockbrag by DaddyDova July 16, 2019

cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.
man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning
cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

cockwrangler 

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!
cockwrangler by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cockarine 

she-hulk, catfish, and cockarhinocerous are all alternative names for the species called cockarine, she is a carniverous animal that is very curious and likes to prey on a lot of black guys
did you see that cockarine over there?! she killed that nigga with her vicious flirting abilities!
cockarine by Lil Rizal July 2, 2008

cockbreath 

1. Anyone you don't like.
2. A condition similar to halitosis - possible side effect of felatio.
3. A person suffering from cockbreath.
"You would say that, wouldn't you. COCKBREATH!"
cockbreath by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

cockblind 

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.