Cockbomb 

An incendiary device that causes extensive burns to the crotch. Popularized by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the "Christmas Day Bomber" in 2009, who failed to take down a Northwest Airlines flight, but spectacularly succeeded in severely burning his cock.

"They've really increased airline security after that cockbomber tried to blow up that plane. Now they make us take off our shoe, and then grab our nuts for a quick feel."

"What's that new machine in the airport security line? Oh, it's a body scanner. They added those after the cockbomber tried to take down a plane with a bag of explosives taped to his nutsack."

Cockbomb by SparkyMcG January 9, 2010

Cockbomb 

"cockbomb"

(american) n.

1. A stupid, annoying, boring, bombastic person who won't shut up.

2. A television news story that is repeated again and again and again for no apparent reason.

3. An improvised chicken-related incendiary device, also known as a CRID.

The second definition of the term originated at Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas in 2002 and the first and third definitions were launched in-country by Canadian and US Liaison officers from the Multinational Peacekeeping Force at Mostar Base in Bosnia-Herzegovina in 2003.

1. That guy is an boring idiot, he won't shut the hell up, what a friggin' cockbomb!

2. Shoebomber Shoebomber, Shoebomber, why do they have to keep running this stupid story every day...shoebomb? What about a friggin' cockbomb?

3. Be careful, it's a marked minefield, you don't want to step on a friggin' CRID, eh?

Cockbomb by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

Cockbox 

A board, usually footed by side boards, thus creating a low table, under which a man slides his naked body. Centered in the top board will be some variant of a hole through which he will insert his erect penis and his testicles. This creates a "dancefloor" for a woman who will stand on, crush and otherwise torture the exposed and vulnerable organs, often while wearing stiletto heels.

What a night! I was in the cockbox for over two hours and Mistress showed me no mercy. I can't even pee today. It was great!

Cockbox by Chris Zizzo July 27, 2010

cockbody 

1.any man you ditch your homegirls to spend time with

2.any man who makes you a tool

" fuck you, you don't don't care about anyone except yourself, and whatever cockbody your with ."

cockbody by treeschooled March 14, 2010

cockbobbler 

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

cockbobbler by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

cockboy 

a boy or man who is in love with cock.

hey cockboy, i heard you take it in the ass.

cockboy by cunthound May 18, 2003

Cockbomb 

The act of diving upon a naked woman cock-first aiming for insertion whilst roaring the phrase "COCKBOMB"

"Did a Cockbomb on this girl last night!"
"How did it go?"
"Perfect aim, SHE LOVED IT"

or

"I missed and my knob snapped..."

Cockbomb by smashone October 28, 2013