cockative 

–adjective

1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")

Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.

Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.

Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?

cockative by koax June 28, 2009

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

Cockiversary 

The day that commemorates or celebrates a couples first act of intercourse, which takes place on the same day of the year as the initial sexual encounter .

It was the 19th of October and Craig had a special surprise planned for Lydia on their Cockiversary.

Cockiversary by Movie Muscle January 19, 2010

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

cockatiel 

An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.

cockatiel by celloparrot April 28, 2005