Cock Smack O Lantern 

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"

Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

Cock Smack O Lantern by Stigglyz June 22, 2011

cockolate-chip cookie 

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

cockolate-chip cookie by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cockolantern 

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

Cockolantern by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cockolate 

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

Cockolate by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

Cockolate Mousse 

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

Cockolate Mousse by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019

Cockolate 

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

Cockolate by Cockolate October 30, 2012

cockolate 

a chocolate-covered penis

"Hey, baby, I got some cockolate for you tonight, Josh" moaned Nathann.

cockolate by Josh L L December 3, 2006