cock-ear

swelling of the ear after having inserted a penis in to one's ear.

richard woke after a heavy drinking session to find that his ear was swollen after having inserted jonah's penis in to it.cock-ear.

cock-ear by fodsta February 4, 2010

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cock ear fetish

Wen a male or female have a fetish for a cock being stuck in their ear and later cummed in.

My chcik has a cock ear fetish so we tryed it and now shes deaf in her right ear!

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another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

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That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

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A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

cock ears by thrayl September 30, 2008

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Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

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Refers to someone who has ears made out of cock.

Hey Fermin, you got cockears.

Cockears by Smitty West September 15, 2010

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