cockspeak 

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

cockspeak by nutman March 10, 2006

cocksteady 

when you are attempting to do something stupid that could end in unbelievable success or failure and you need the chats approval

Ayoo chat is this cocksteady?!?

cocksteady by cruebot July 16, 2023

cocksteak 

1.(n) A filet taken from the underside of the human penis, between the glans and the testicles.

2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.

Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)

1. (n) Would you like me to throw this cocksteak on your grill?

2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.

cocksteak by Chris A. Wolf November 7, 2005

cocksteading 

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.

Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.

cocksteading by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010

cocksteady 

dont look here odo its useless.

you are not cocksteady odo you wil never be cocksteady

cocksteady by cocksteady July 17, 2023

Cocksteady 

The manner in which you hold your rifle in Western Cowboy TImes

My my, you sure is holding that rifle mighty cocksteady

Cocksteady by TheMightyCoxster November 2, 2023