cock nobber 

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005

cock nobber 

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification

oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?

cock nobber by steve lee May 21, 2003

cock nobbler 

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.

To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.

cock nobbler by zickhyt June 18, 2011

Cocknobs 

Used notably by the fictional character Mark in the English television programme “Peep Show” as an expression of frustration or feelings akin to.

While attempting to hack into a friend's email, Mark loses his patients and blurts "cocknobs"

Cocknobs by Sethbot May 31, 2007

cocknobs 

A selection of penises, used as an expression of frustration

"Oh Bugger... Oh COCKNOBS!"

cocknobs by Armos August 9, 2006

cocknobbin 

rubbin the head of the cock on a woman clit

i was cocknobbin her before i even slide it in.

cocknobbin by ROG March 2, 2004

Cocknobbler 

A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.

Arrrggghh!!! I just got cocknobbled by a cocknobbler!

Cocknobbler by Knightmarine April 6, 2015