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cock badger 

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something
dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge
cock badger by lincolning April 30, 2008

cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

Cockbadger 

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.
1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!
Cockbadger by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

Cockbadger 

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.
Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.
Cockbadger by eSt0r` April 9, 2004

Cockbadger 

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.
e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer
Cockbadger by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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