The best pixie stick ever, even tho you have to breathe it in yo nose, and it burns like hell.
John: do you wanna do cocaine wit me?
Jarad: dude i take too many drugs already.
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cocaine comes from the coca leaf and is a central nervous stimulant that releases dopamine into synapses and keeps it there resulting in a euphoric, energetic, "clean", clear headed, and enjoyable high. the high however is short lived (15-40 minutes) followed by craving for more that can lead to a binge cycle where a user will keep using until the stash is gone.

cocaine CAN be harmful if used frequently and heavily causing heart problems, paranoia, anxiety, nasal ulcers, and other issues and if used days on end is not uncommon to cause a schizophrenic episode called "cocaine psychosis" which generaly wears off once the drug does. if not then chances are the person has an underlying mental issue. however it is possible for cocaine to be used responsibly and if used in small amounts and very infrequently it is generaly not harmful.

cocaine is usualy snorted or injected. in some cases people dab a little bit on the end of the penis thinking it will enhance sexual pleasure. this practice however is dangerous and can result in amputation of the penis.

cocaine is also cut with many other adulterants such as baking soda, starch, sugars, caffeine, and amphetamines. the cuts in cocaine often times is more damaging to nasal membranes than the actual cocaine.
1.) billy was an uneducated jackass who, one day, snorted WAY too much cocaine after putting some on the end of his penis thinking that he would have a good time. the result was a heart attack, a penis deader than he was, and one freaked out hooker.

2.) jim was educated about drugs and new when to set limits. he ate well, excersized, and occaionaly used cocaine in reasonable amounts and new when he had enough. he did this a couple times a year without problems until eventualy he grew up a little and decided his party days were a thing of the past and became successful in his career.
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A song that was originally written by JJ Cale in 1976 and later was covered by Eric Clapton in 1977.
The song "Cocaine" was such a good song. It is too bad that the lyrics are true.
by kiitykit123 March 11, 2012
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Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.
"Who needs cocaine when you've got heroin?"
by cokeandcola June 19, 2009
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yeyo; frank; bugar sugar; white; nose candy; lump; bumps; I think you get the idea
I used to fuck with white, but man that shit sucks. It tears your ass apart, you can't fuckin' sleep and you feel like shit the next day. All of the above can be overlooked if you get it for free.
by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004
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cocaine is a "selfish drug," where you love yourself when on it. its an expensive drug. its typically $40 per gram, but that can vary depending on the quality and access of the drug in the area.
you use some type of card, such as your license, and crush/smoosh/cut the coke until its nice and powdery so its easy to snort and then form it into lines. get a dollar, preferably nice and crisp, and roll it up, this is what you use to snort the coke. remember to use the nasal that has the clearest path. also, enough though the taste is very bitter, put some coke on your gums and the tip of your tongue.

the effects are hard to explain. it's sort of like being on adderall but better. it doesnt last very long, about 45 minutes for me, which is why people get addicted because when you come down you just want more. self control kids, thats all you need.
your nose gets numb as well as the back of your throat. you feel like you cant swallow but in reality you can. your gums (which you rubbed some coke on) get numb and your teeth hurt slighty, as if you just put in a retainer that you havent worn for ages. you want to talk and go do things. you get kind of jittery and when people touch you or rub you it feels incredible. you feel happy and get the butterflies and/or rushes through your body every once in a while. you dont feel like eating but since your throat is numb drinking water feels cool. one thing i dont like about coke is the "drip" down your throat because of the bitter taste. also, you're very awake. so when you're low on energy and need to get shit done, do a line!

cocaine doesnt affect your motorskills or anything like that so driving and going to work/school is fine. its no big deal. no one will notice. your eyes dont get dilated and it's not like smoking where you have to cover up the smell and throw eye drops in.

the comedown is nothing at first but as you go on it gets worse which is why when people are addicted they get all fucking crazy and shit. just don't do it too much and you'll be fine. do it with other people because once you start going off on your own, you have a problem or are on the road to having a problem.

all you need is a little self control and you'll be fine. i personally really enjoy doing coke, but if you dont have any self control, i advise you not to get into it. it'll ruin your life and the relationships around you.
smoke a cigarette after you rail, it takes care of the drip and you feel good.

also, smoke weed after cocaine. you get really fucked up and feel phenomenal.
by anonymous246 December 11, 2006
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A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.
I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.
by JenThe80'sFan August 2, 2004
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