To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.
Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.
by Lawyerbot November 15, 2005
Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.
Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?
by Joe February 20, 2005
To Absolutely destroy a young child, usually with the first name tim.
Adrew Completely Cobbed Tim that one day. It was pretty cool.
by Kshul1234 June 15, 2009
Verb- To discretely grab the male genitalia out of nowhere
"Hey that girl is crazy, i was dancing with her and she tried to cobb me"
by cahill November 13, 2005
A final post on a message board. An attempt at garnering attention by referencing that it is a final post. First seen 'en masse' on tigernet.
I am leaving this board. I can't stand the animosity or lack of attention. Therefore, this is my Cobb.
by Wine Guy May 06, 2004
One of the prophesized 5. Kinda cool but kinda scary.
Cobb seems pretty cool, but I bet you he has murdered lots of peoples.
by Halls Plus opens the nasal passages. January 18, 2003
In simple terms, anything having to do with sex.
I saw them cobbing the other day! That was something I really didn't need to see.
by Dekalb November 07, 2006