2 definitions by Mr Jeff Butler

Squirrelly Bill

When she says "I love you" during sex, you stop mid-thrust and say "What the fuck did you just say?"

"So how'd it go with home girl?"
"Not so good man, had to Squirrelly Bill her ass"

by Mr Jeff Butler April 24, 2020

The Cobb

When you buy a plane ticket and fly all the way across the country, during quarantine, for a smash and a dash.

"Broooo, guess what"
"What's up bro"
"I did The Cobb this weekend"

by Mr Jeff Butler April 22, 2020