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1.
Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
by Pinko Punko October 16, 2005
 
2.
A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag
Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.
by Pacifichigh January 09, 2007
 
3.
Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.
Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!
by Pinko Punko October 17, 2005