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Castrato 

In the early days of opera, womyn were not allowed to sing in public, not even in a chorus. How to fill in the female roles in opera? Pick a choir-boy with a great voice that has not yet deepened, by consent of their parents, perform a little operation on them, removing the testicles.

Results? Without the hormones needed for adulthood, their voices remained sopranos and altos while their chests and lungs matured regularly, their voices combined male power with female beauty. Now they were able to successfully pull off female roles onstage.

Today, this practice is illegal.
Farinelli was the most legendary castrato... history says these things, but can it make you believe them?
Castrato by Sam October 29, 2004
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Constracted 

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.
Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."
Constracted by Gumybob November 5, 2009

coastal boy 

Coastal Boy: a white male native to the South Carolina Low Country. Coastal Boys are identifiable by their Performance Fishing Gear shirts, visors, and Costa Delmar sunglasses with croakies carefully placed on the back of the neck. The hair of a Coastal Boy is swept down in front and flipped up in the back, thus often confused for a classic Justin Bieber.

See Also: Vineyard Vines models
You know that fella with three Yeti coolers? He's definitely a Coastal Boy.
coastal boy by Mallard Man April 5, 2016

Costrapita 

It's the newest recognized country.
t's population mostly consists of cute boys dressed as girls.
Current population: 1
Currency: Costrapitan bits.
In the last days, it has experienced several immigration attempts, those who tried were arrested, one of them said he liked feet and the other was into being stomped, the indivuals are still under investigation.
Hello I'm from Costrapita, Help me protect my country.

Coastal golf 

Wealthy people playing golf on courses along the coast.
Tom asked how my weekend in Laguna Beach was and I said “Great, I’d never played coastal golf before.”
Coastal golf by SmugLawyer February 10, 2021

Castratikron 

a Castratikron is a being that was born of evil in a fiery volcano that takes the testicles off of smaller creatures.
a Castratikron castrated a chupacabra.

mass castrations 

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!
"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".