Gumybob's definitions

Conundumb

The realization that you’re not getting any smarter. Those around you are just getting dumber.

You know, I was thinking about all these people around me the other day and I had a conundumb. When friends are talking about how people getting dumber, you answer "That's a conundumb"

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Endumben

To simplify something so those of lesser intelligence can understand, to put in laymen's terms.

Can you endumben this for me?

She is not a Lawyer, please endumben for her.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Constracted

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009