coakleyed

to lose a unloseable political election

Although Martha had a 30 point lead in the bluest of blue states, she lost the election. She has been coakleyed.

coakleyed by ToBeCoakleyed January 19, 2010

Coakleyed

Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.

"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."

"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."

Coakleyed by Alex Brant-Zawadzki January 20, 2010

Coakleyed

"To Coakley": v. 1. to have a golden opportunity fall into your lap... and then proceed to shit all over it.

"I could've been accepted to Harvard Law, but I totally Coakleyed my application!"

"The job interview went well, but I Coakleyed myself by making a pass at the boss' wife!"

Coakleyed by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot78 January 21, 2010

Coakleyed

When a candidate for public office calls herself a huge fan of the much-beloved local sports team, and then gives a radio interview where she states that a celebrated hero alumnus of the aforementioned team is a fan of the bitterly-hated rivalry team, thus costing herself countless votes from people who don't feel she's a true Masshole.

She really Coakleyed that election beyond any possible recovery when she called Curt Schilling a Yankees fan. She may be from Pittsfield, which is at the opposite end of the state from Boston, but that's no excuse . . . d'oh!

Coakleyed by klopek007 January 31, 2010

Coakleyed

To be out smarted, upstaged. By someone smarter than one's self. To be coakleyed...

You have just been (coakleyed) my friend.

Coakleyed by Cokely May 17, 2018

Going Martha Coakley 

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

Going Martha Coakley by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005