coakleyed

to lose a unloseable political election

Although Martha had a 30 point lead in the bluest of blue states, she lost the election. She has been coakleyed.

by ToBeCoakleyed January 20, 2010

coakley

verb: to lose something - particularly but not limited to a political race - which was once thought to be easily attainable.

If you're too confident, and believe you're as great as everyone says you are, you'll coakley the game for sure.

by putch22 January 20, 2010

Coakley

A beautiful and intelligent woman who deserves the world. She supports everyone in any endeavour. You can ALWAYS count on Coakley to brighten your day. She is caring, thoughtful, and selfless, yet asks for nothing in return. If you can be half of the woman Coakley is, you will be successful in life.

If you get a Coakley, you are the luckiest man alive!
Coakley has jacked up knees.

by sjcheer11 November 9, 2018

coakley

gettin a crack whore, goin down on her for 45 minutes, givin her twenty bucks, ensure you ask for nothing in return. leave

butters had a horrible rash on his mouth after doing a coakley

by Buckins April 18, 2006

coakley

To go down on some chick with a snorkell, and not coming up for air for at least 20 minutes.

I was at a the C&B and saw Vince doing a coakley on the waitress

by Tugsy Malone September 5, 2006

Coakleyed

Being so confident of a victory that one completely ignores one's competitor, allowing the competitor to ram a red-hot steel crowbar up one's ass and seeing what one can drag out.

"How did Brown win the election?"
"Because Coakley got Coakleyed."

"Dude, that chick was totally into you, how'd she go home with that other guy?"
"I figured she wanted me and was paying too much attention to the pool game, and I got totally Coakleyed."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki January 20, 2010

Coakleyed

"To Coakley": v. 1. to have a golden opportunity fall into your lap... and then proceed to shit all over it.

"I could've been accepted to Harvard Law, but I totally Coakleyed my application!"

"The job interview went well, but I Coakleyed myself by making a pass at the boss' wife!"

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot78 January 21, 2010