Co-existing Sisters 

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!

Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.

Co-existing Sisters by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019

coexist 

A campaign, mainly selling shirts and bumper stickers, promoting the end of discrimination against all religions, as well as all discrimination.
For Jews, Buddhists, Christians, Atheists, Blacks, Whites, Homosexuals -- everyone to get along. To coexist.

A : Oh i bought one of those new coexist bumper stickers...to show I do not discriminate on religion.
B : Oh...wow! I saw a guy with one of those shirts.

coexist by rhcpluvr1023 August 28, 2007

coexist 

A belief system which claims tolerance, but is itself a doctrine of absolute belief that all religions are ultimately equal, despite that this violates the law of non-contradiction. (Ironically, many people who espouse the COEXIST dogma also try to use the law of non-contradiction, by citing alleged contradictions in books such as the Quran or the Bible.)

Typically, believers in COEXIST will attempt to impose this belief on any systems which declare contrary absolute doctrine, such as conservative Christians and Muslims. Also, most COEXIST believers do not consciously realize the illogic and self-contradiction in an absolute belief which declares there are no absolute beliefs.

A: You have a COEXIST bumper sticker?
B: Yeah, I don't think any religion has an exclusive claim to the truth.
A: But isn't that itself an exclusive claim that only that belief is true?

coexist by Physics Preacher July 9, 2010

Coexistard

A very naive person who plasters his Prius with a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

The problem is that the terrorists from the Religion of Peace have no intention of "coexisting" with anyone. They sneer at these people, and make temporary tactical alliances with them, but only so they can kill them last.

Awww, look at the nice useful idiot who put the Coexist sticker on his car. Let's sing fucking Kumbaya. Holy shit, coexistards are annoying.

Coexistard by Mark Scott 69 March 4, 2009

coexistential 

understanding yourself better through your relationships with others

No one should face a coexistential crisis alone.

coexistential by Yeobright April 10, 2011

Coexist 

A person with this bumper sticker is a huge douche bag or an assbole. They are most likely vegan and own a prius in either Oregon or San Francisco.

man: hey i got a coexist bumpersticker
other man: you are a fucking douchebag

Coexist by honEB September 1, 2016

coexist 

An informative bumper sticker indicating that the driver of the car which bears it is significantly more likely to act in a manner that inconveniences others, such as taking up two parking spaces at once or cruising at 5 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane.

I can do anything I want with my car because you have to coexist with me anyway. My bumper sticker says so.

coexist by taunting french guard August 28, 2018