Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.

Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*

Clue Battery by Darcin March 17, 2007

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cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

cluebat by lee August 7, 2003

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Clue Battery • cluebat • Clue • clue by four • clue goo • clue baron • clue bomb • Clue-Brick • clue clock • Clue Clucks Clan

Cluebat

A comic book about private detectives in a modern fantasy setting.

I love the art style of Cluebat, inc.

Cluebat by DetectiveSpade March 16, 2022

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