Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Person1: You know that school Jake goes to
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream
Person2: He's the one who got straight Us in his GCSEs who drives his porsche to school everyday
Person1: That school is such clotted cream
by mmaazzzzaaP February 19, 2017
Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it
by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022
A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge
They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
by Yermasgash December 4, 2021
Dark Cacao Cookie: "Shut Your Poisonous Mouth…THIS…INSTANT!"
Financier Cookie: "Stop!"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "OUT OF MY WAY!"
Clotted Cream Cookie: "Another Proof To My Point. I See You Are No Different From Dark Enchantress Cookie, Unwilling To Part With Your Precious Power."
Dark Cacao Cookie: "RAAAAAAH!"
Financier Cookie: "Stop!"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "OUT OF MY WAY!"
Clotted Cream Cookie: "Another Proof To My Point. I See You Are No Different From Dark Enchantress Cookie, Unwilling To Part With Your Precious Power."
Dark Cacao Cookie: "RAAAAAAH!"
by emperorbelos May 11, 2022