Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 29, 2009
When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.
by dodddy July 27, 2014
Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"
Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016
by POTtybreak February 27, 2016
Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak February 27, 2016