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An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009
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When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.
So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!
by dodddy July 26, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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