riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

riding the clock by sword- August 7, 2004

cock riding 

to be on someone's balls and suck up to them

that nigga sucking up to me and its annoying, tell that motherfucker to stop cock riding

cock riding by eggclusive May 13, 2005

cock riding 

Something that Steven does

Random person:hi Steven.

Steven: can I suck your balls while you lick my asshole.

Random person: fuck no that's nasty.

Steven: can I atleast cradle your sack.

Random person: no I hate people that cock ride

Steven: but I love cock riding

cock riding by asdfgvbn July 11, 2010

cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Freestyle Cockriding 

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.

Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.

Freestyle Cockriding by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey 

An imaginative insult that you call someone who's really...really...REALLY pissing you off.

Annoying Person: "Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you. Your mum's gay and like so are you."

Annoyed Person: "Do the world a favour, please shut the fuck up."

Annoying Person: "HAHAHA YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU?! YES YOU ARE LOL YOUR GAY YOU GAAY GAAAAAY FAG ASS!!!"

Annoyed Person: "...Shut the hell up you cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey!"

Annoying Person: O_O

cock nosed anal raiding ass monkey by Metalhead For Life November 7, 2006