The clitoranus is a small organ in your butthole that makes you feel good when u take a huge dump. It is also know that anal porn stars tend to have clitoranuses that range between 2x and 4x regular size, thus allowing them to have an orgasm just by thinking about taking a shit.
Dude, she's taking that pole like she's got Dan's mom's clitoranus or somethin'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'