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Best substitute for chewing gum ever. Kinda hard to carry in your pocket, though...
by Huidos January 06, 2004
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bald man in a boat
Q: How do you know when a woman is on steroids?
A: When she takes you up the arse with her clitoris.
it women could orgasm like men they'd behave like them
by the bald headed hermit September 23, 2003
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"What're you doing dear?"
"Planning our trip to Clitoris, honey."
by Mr Funkypants April 07, 2006
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A stylish french hat, has frilly strands hanging over the brow.
Take that clitoris out of your mouth and put it on your head, stupid!
by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
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A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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the part of the vaginal region that wishes it was a penis.
She poked me with her clitoris(vagenis).
by Cidd October 19, 2007
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-Man, I can't figure out the whole clitoris shit.

-Yeah, I tried doing it in college, but gave up.
by big boy, sr. March 19, 2011
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