clientside

Anything that occurs on the client in a client-server relationship. For example, CSS is clientside because it's used by the browser. PHP is serverside (the opposite of clientside) because it's used by the server.

XHTML and CSS are clientside languages.

clientside by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

Stutter clients 

Stutter Clients are people that make you want to say "Did I fucking stutter"

Coworker: "That seemed like a long phone call"
You: "Yeah, had to tell them when our next available was three times"
Coworker "Fucking Stutter Clients"

Stutter clients by Iluvetel September 13, 2020

clientsplaining 

When your client argues and demand things against your recommendation in a field he has no clue about and especially hired you to fill that lack of knowledge

I hired you because you're the expert, but i'm the expert now

clientsplaining

clientsplaining by husstle November 4, 2017

Ben Cliens 

Ben is an old man with grey hair who is sometimes known as “old man clangers”. He likes to moan and sell bikes on Facebook.

“Did you see old man clangers selling a bike again”
“Aye, did you see how grey Ben Cliens hair is the old man”

Ben Cliens by Clangers jr November 22, 2021