cleofus

a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be

dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck

cleofus by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010

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Cleofus

Cleofus is a character from the 2004 comedy/satire film “C.S.A: Confederate States of America”.

Cleofus is a retarded black man. The term is used to describe a person of color (particularly African American) that likes white people because they are either stupid, brainwashed, or full on handicapped.

“Saw another brother today at a trump rally”

“What!? Someone better go get Cleofus, and tell him it ain’t right to like the “funny orange man”!”

(Basic gist of a conversation I overheard.)

Cleofus by Asshat27363 September 20, 2023

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cleofus • Cleofas • Cleous

Cleofas

A badass motherfucker with a big cock who can make any woman orgasm 10 times, every woman wants a cleofas in they're life he is very addictive and can be a pornstar in bed. Often call a pussy stretcher it is very difficult to sleep with another man after you have experienced a cleofas. A cleofas is the best thing that can happen to you. He is a badass mechanic aswell!

Usually the biggest orgasm ever is caused by a cleofas.

Cleofas by Cleofas. February 26, 2018

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Cleous

Mysterious and gorgeous, something special than any other creature

You're Cleous than before.

Cleous by Nanno millan March 6, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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