Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
Portmanteau of clitoris
. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)
2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.
George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!
Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.
Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.
A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.
I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.
1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant penis-shaped clit
Jim: Holy shit
! I could see the clenis
on that last stripper
from the back of the room it was so huge!
Joe: Perfect for all the latent fags
in here, don'tcha think?
An enormous clitoris that is big enough to be a small penis.
The warden in that lesbain prison porno had a giant red clenis.