a sexy surfer dude who has blonde hair and slightly looks asian, even though he is white. Sometimes he even humps his own brother! and dog ... and aubrey his teacher.... but still smokin hot !
Jade: HOLY F***!!! that surfer guy is sexy!!!
Sara: oh i know, he's such a CLAY!
by lifesanillusionx December 22, 2009

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a person who thinks hes hot and thinks he can get anyone but fails. he also shits himself in programming class.
Clay: "Guys i thought i had to fart but i shit myself."
by youaremyonlyflaw July 12, 2009

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A person who loves themself beyond all reason.

Clays always have 10+ types of cologne

Clays always have 5+ "model" pictures of themselves on their phone

Clays THINK they can get any girl

Clays always have blonde hair

Clays always wear collared preppy shirts

Clays die if not allowed to gel their hair for any length of time

Clays never reach puberty

Clays are short

Clays are scared shitless when they see colored people

Clays roll up their windows when driving through poor neighborhoods


Wow stop looking at yourself in the mirror you clay

by winman32 March 22, 2009

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A boy who has a girlfriend but secretly has a crush on another girl. He also enjoys wearing womens clothing.
Clay likes his girlfriend less then he likes his secret crush Amber.
by Mr. Nico Hotsauce April 27, 2005

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Clay is someone that is a straight retard...says words wrong such as "big skeesh" laughs about it and then still looks like a dumbass...likes to kiss guys and spanks his monkey afterwards...plays card games with his little brother such as pokemon and yugioh'...had anal sex with a superman action figure once and like it.
Ian:Clay is so dumb, he stuck his finger up his butt
Matt:I know,he straight up spit on me while he got done suckin his on dick.
Seth:Wow matt..did he really..he was humping my chair at my house trying to get aroused.
by Mr.Nikkason June 01, 2009

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Thee hottest man in the word. He is so hot that girls tities fall off when they look at him. Some times girls get so drenched they become a tsunami.
Girl 1: Omg look its clay!
Girl 2: IM SO DRENCHED!
by Clayyyyyyyyy February 12, 2017

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Faggot that is a player
Clay means faggot
by Clayisafaggot February 05, 2017

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