claret

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

claret

Blood

"oh my god! look at the claret all over the floor!"

by jeremiah September 1, 2003

claret

Cockney (inner London) slang for blood.

Christ, that bastards got himself nicked! Look at all the claret he's spillin!

by Rohan October 31, 2003

claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

Clarets

Nickname for Burnley F.C . GREATEST TEAM EVAAAA we we we hate bastard rovers

STAN TERNANTs CLARET AND BLUE ARMY

by burnley December 8, 2003

CLARET

The birthchild of Clare
He who has no transport

His name was Claret, he was cooked like his birth mother.

by TheProfilerofPerth March 13, 2018

chantal claret

The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.

Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.

by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006