clam face 

used when referring to an ugly person, especially when their face resembles a large vagaina.

Man...that fag is such a clam face.

clam face by lattefairy January 29, 2004

Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Clam chowder face 

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

Clam chowder face by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

face-hug from a clam 

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

face-hug from a clam by Logan E. September 8, 2006

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

clam faced 

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

clam faced by Clamer August 4, 2017

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.

"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

open-faced clam sandwich by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022