6 definitions by jerry_at_rick
when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
by jerry_at_rick February 19, 2010
n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.
"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."
by jerry_at_rick January 4, 2010
"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"
by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010
The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
by jerry_at_rick January 26, 2022
cindy: "do you smell that?"
tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."
cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"
tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."
cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"
by jerry_at_rick June 24, 2010
guy 1: Hey did you delete Grey's Anatomy?
guy 2: Yeah that show sucks.
guy 1: Jfmmc! I was going to watch that you goddam cum dumpster!
guy 2: You're a fag.
guy 2: Yeah that show sucks.
guy 1: Jfmmc! I was going to watch that you goddam cum dumpster!
guy 2: You're a fag.
by jerry_at_rick November 27, 2010