clam diver 

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

clam diver by Big Dog March 28, 2003

clam diver 

A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.

The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.

clam diver by davyclam June 22, 2008

clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

clam snapping muff diver by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

Clamdiver

-to perform oral sex on a women in a bathtub after she has shaved her vagina

1) Man I got the hots for this girl Julie at work, but she is a real clamdiver!

Clamdiver by pdaddy78 March 31, 2010