4 definitions by Big Dog

the word mott has been for a while and is slang for fanny
Your walikin down the road and see a real sexy lady, you say to your mate i'd lick her mott!
by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian
She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.
by Big Dog March 28, 2003
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sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind
Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!
by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.
after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!
by Big Dog July 7, 2004
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